FlaBlondie's WunderBlog

happy halloween!

Quoting FlaBlondie:
Hello Diane, so glad to see the "old timers" return!!!!

it is fun isn't it... so glad you found your old Halloween handle and got it out again for this year!


{{{Aubie}}}
feel better soon..
anything I can do to make you feel better????
or will your wife get mad??

LOL..just the offer makes me feel better...yaaahooo!!!

I see so many of my fiendish friends on All Hallows Eve.

There is a saying:
Music calms the savage beast.
But on this special evening,music brings out the savage in our welcome beasts.
Now if I could just keep that British rat,(Danger Mouse) at bay I could could bring my fellow fiends together and rule the world.

Hey B L O N D I E !!!!
would you mind getting off that table and come here a minute. I need to ask you something.

Oh SIR, now I will never get Blondie off the table, but that girl can dance, can't she.

I am so frustrated, I tried to get a costume for this evening, but the Pedantic Peacock was no where to be found. Have you seen a Pedantic Peacock come in to the party? Anyone???

I am very hungry!
I need sustenance for this evening.
Even if Boris is a cohort in evil.
Evil is known to eat its own.
Curses! Borris has evaded my lashing tongue too long!
This year he is my crunchy snack!
My rotting Pumpkin is attracting no flys!

Cavities draw fly's closer to your mouth. Trust me I know this for a fact.
I haven't chased fly's for years.
How do you think I have managed to gain my full figured frogness?

Thanks to my cohort Alice Cooper, I now remind you of this special pledge to help spread the rotting that adds to that attractive black smile.
You know .....
The black rot that draws the flys closer to my lashing tongue.
Eat up.

Ok so I have discovered that Elvira has no prime time clips that can be posted here.
Gotta love Elvira.
Sorry Aub.
No passive cardio for you on this blog.
Trust this frog I searched.
Gamma would choke me if Elvira flashed her costume here!
But Elvira wishes go out to .......
All that would enjoy a ?????
Lets just leave it at that.

Gribittttt!!!!

You know that I followed This dimwhit and his horse for miles.
His horse never left a thing that would attract the tasty fly's.
But Ichabod sure did.
And I didnt have to go beyond his first encounter with the Headless Horseman.

Elvira...ahhh yea...

The great Toad told me of these adventurers.
They scared away all my cohorts with their adult dialogue.
Curses!
Thought provoking cartoons will be the end of my terror!

Mrs Ho Ho I think I found your new competition.



She is very alluring.
And only on this All hallows Eve can your two timing Reindeer herder contact her.
So make sure to keep a close eye out for any Hippos that are being disguised as gifts for the young-ins.

I am sure that there is a connection .
I think?

Can someone tell me how to get get my beautiful mugshot on this, this, this... Pardon me...
Hello...Hello...
One moment please.

Quoting FlaBlondie:
Mrs HO HO.. you go girl.. I see you are going really "bad boy" this time!!!!

Aubie, so you like Long "black locks" do you?? and I thought you were like blondes!

Sir Baron.. nice touch.. a classic.

I like them all!

Hello, Blondie
What's happenin', happenin'?

Mrs HoHo,
Say I bumped into Mr Santa Claus,
and he was singin' away... He don't sound too worried.

Its past the Juvenile hour of all hallows Eve.
Now the true bewitching of a great narrator shall give to us; beyond tadpole years,a great story.

Dont look under or into anything dark.
You never know what your imagination might find!

Hey auburn. What's a shakin' man?

Quoting FlaBlondie:
Welcome to our party "OMP" glad you came to join us....
I don't remember you from years past.. so glad you decided to come play tonight..


Sir Baron, Mrs Ho HO has heard it all before, but let's face it..

her Mr Santa, was such a rover, I mean really..

he showed up at my house every year wanting to "check his good and bad list.
.then he wanted to check it twice" ...
and he always wanted to know the details of my "bad" days!

A thorough Santa always brings the best gifts.

Mr Greenback, sir. Is Santa hiding in a 'potamas costume? haha. hoho.

Ewwwww. The Tell-Tale Heart. I must listen... and I must keep listening in on these phone conversations as well. Did you know FlaBlondie is talking with someone who... Oh. well. I can't say...

Its a bumpy night.
Not what you think.
Betty Davis:
Watcher in the Woods.

Trailer:

Welcome to our party "OMP" glad you came to join us....
I don't remember you from years past.. so glad you decided to come play tonight..

Haha. Hoho. Hehe there, Blondie.
Strange things are happening. don't worry, I won't tell anyone who YOU've been talkin' to on the phone!



Happy Halloween!

Do you ever feel the prickly things on the back of your neck?

Thats them!

They are everywhere!

Lions and tigers oh my.
Soon to be caged.

Quoting OneMomentPlease:
Hey auburn. What's a shakin' man?

Same ol Same here..just rocking along..and you?

The vain wishes of those that seek fame in the mirror.
End up on the banished list


The fairest of all shall prevail :O)
Frogs know this for a fact.
Warts are the only thing that prevails with us!

Quoting SirBaronGreenback:
Its past the Juvenile hour of all hallows Eve.
Now the true bewitching of a great narrator shall give to us; beyond tadpole years,a great story.

Dont look under or into anything dark.
You never know what your imagination might find!

72.
Wow. What a talent What a story. Word for word and perfect.

Little Snow White

Original Grimm Tales.

Once upon a time in the middle of winter, when the flakes of snow were falling like feathers from the sky, a Queen sat at a window sewing, and the frame of the window was


made of black ebony. And whilst she was sewing and looking out of the window at the snow, she pricked her finger with the needle, and three drops of blood fell upon the snow. And the red looked pretty upon the white snow, and she thought to herself, "Would that I had a child as white as snow, as red as blood, and as black as the wood of the window-frame."

Soon after that she had a little daughter, who was as white as snow, and as red as blood, and her hair was as black as ebony; and she was therefore called Little Snow-white. And when the child was born, the Queen died.

After a year had passed the King took to himself another wife. She was a beautiful woman, but proud and haughty, and she could not bear that anyone else should surpass her in beauty. She had a wonderful looking-glass, and when she stood in front of it and looked at herself in it, and said—

"Looking-glass, Looking-glass, on the wall,
Who in this land is the fairest of all?"

the looking-glass answered—

"Thou, O Queen, art the fairest of all!"

Then she was satisfied, for she knew that the looking-glass spoke the truth.

But Snow-white was growing up, and grew more and more beautiful; and when she was seven years old she was as beautiful as the day, and more beautiful than the Queen herself. And once when the Queen asked her looking-glass—

"Looking-glass, Looking-glass, on the wall,
Who in this land is the fairest of all?"

it answered—

"Thou art fairer than all who are here, Lady Queen.
But more beautiful still is Snow-white, as I ween."

Then the Queen was shocked, and turned yellow and green with envy. From that hour, whenever she looked at Snow-white, her heart heaved in her breast, she hated the girl so much.

And envy and pride grew higher and higher in her heart like a weed, so that she had no peace day or night. She called a huntsman, and said, "Take the child away into the forest; I will no longer have her in my sight. Kill her, and bring me back her heart as a token." The huntsman obeyed, and took her away; but when he had drawn his knife, and was about to pierce Snow-white's innocent heart, she began to weep, and said, "Ah, dear huntsman, leave me my life! I will run away into the wild forest, and never come home again."

And as she was so beautiful the huntsman had pity on her and said, "Run away, then, you poor child. " "The wild beasts will soon have devoured you, " thought he, and yet it seemed as if a stone had been rolled from his heart since it was no longer needful for him to kill her. And as a young bear just then came running by he stabbed it, and cut out its heart and took it to the Queen as proof that the child was dead. The cook had to salt this, and the wicked Queen ate it, and thought she had eaten the heart of Snow-white.

But now the poor child was all alone in the great forest, and so terrified that she looked at every leaf of every tree, and did not know what to do. Then she began to run, and ran over sharp stones and through thorns, and the wild beasts ran past her, but did her no harm.

She ran as long as her feet would go until it was almost evening; then she saw a little cottage and went into it to rest herself. Everything in the cottage was small, but neater and cleaner than can be told. There was a table on which was a white cover, and seven little plates, and on each plate a little spoon; moreover, there were seven little knives and forks, and seven little mugs. Against the wall stood seven little beds side by side, and covered with snow-white counterpanes.

Little Snow-white was so hungry and thirsty that she ate some vegetables and bread from each plate and drank a drop of wine out of each mug, for she did not wish to take all from one only. Then, as she was so tired, she laid herself down on one of the little beds, but none of them suited her; one was too long, another too short, but at last she found that the seventh one was right, and so she remained in it, said a prayer and went to sleep.

When it was quite dark the owners of the cottage came back; they were seven dwarfs who dug and delved in the mountains for ore. They lit their seven candles, and as it was now light within the cottage they saw that someone had been there, for everything was not in the same order in which they had left it.

The first said, "Who has been sitting on my chair?"

The second, "Who has been eating off my plate?"

The third, "Who has been taking some of my bread?"

The fourth, "Who has been eating my vegetables?"

The fifth, "Who has been using my fork?"

The sixth, "Who has been cutting with my knife?"

The seventh, "Who has been drinking out of my mug?"

Then the first looked round and saw that there was a little hole on his bed, and he said, "Who has been getting into my bed?" The others came up and each called out, "Somebody has been lying in my bed too." But the seventh when he looked at his bed saw little Snow-white, who was lying asleep therein. And he called the others, who came running up, and they cried out with astonishment, and brought their seven little candles and let the light fall on little Snow-white. "Oh, heavens! oh, heavens!" cried they, "what a lovely child!" and they were so glad that they did not wake her up, but let her sleep on in the bed. And the seventh dwarf slept with his companions, one hour with each, and so got through the night.

When it was morning little Snow-white awoke, and was frightened when she saw the seven dwarfs. But they were friendly and asked her what her name was. "My name is Snow-white," she answered. "How have you come to our house?" said the dwarfs. Then she told them that her step-mother had wished to have her killed, but that the huntsman had spared her life, and that she had run for the whole day, until at last she had found their dwelling. The dwarfs said, "If you will take care of our house, cook, make the beds, wash, sew and knit, and if you will keep everything neat and clean, you can stay with us and you shall want for nothing." "Yes," said Snow-white, "with all my heart," and she stayed with them. She kept the house in order for them; in the mornings they went to the mountains and looked for copper and gold; in the evenings they came back, and then their supper had to be ready. The girl was alone the whole day, so the good dwarfs warned her and said, "Beware of your step-mother, she will soon know that you are here; be sure to let no one come in."

But the Queen, believing that she had eaten Snow-white's heart, could not but think that she was again the first and most beautiful of all; and she went to her looking-glass and said—

"Looking-glass, Looking-glass, on the wall,
Who in this land is the fairest of all?"

and the glass answered—

"Oh, Queen, thou art fairest of all I see,
But over the hills, where the seven dwarfs dwell,
Snow-white is still alive and well,
And none is so fair as she."

Then she was astounded, for she knew that the looking-glass never spoke falsely, and she knew that the huntsman had betrayed her, and that little Snow-white was still alive.

And so she thought and thought again how she might kill her, for so long as she was not the fairest in the whole land, envy let her have no rest. And when she had at last thought of something to do, she painted her face, and dressed herself like an old pedler-woman, and no one could have known her. In this disguise she went over the seven mountains to the seven dwarfs, and knocked at the door and cried, "Pretty things to sell, very cheap, very cheap." Little Snow-white looked out of the window and called out, "Good-day, my good woman, what have you to sell?" "Good things, pretty things," she answered; "stay-laces of all colors," and she pulled out one which was woven of bright-colored silk. "I may let the worthy old woman in," thought Snow-white, and she unbolted the door and bought the pretty laces. "Child," said the old woman, "what a fright you look; come, I will lace you properly for once." Snow-white had no suspicion, but stood before her, and let herself be laced with the new laces. But the old woman laced so quickly and so tightly that Snow-white lost her breath and fell down as if dead. "Now I am the most beautiful," said the Queen to herself, and ran away.

Not long afterwards, in the evening, the seven dwarfs came home, but how shocked they were when they saw their dear little Snow-white lying on the ground, and that she neither stirred nor moved, and seemed to be dead. They lifted her up, and, as they saw that she was laced too tightly, they cut the laces; then she began to breathe a little, and after a while came to life again. When the dwarfs heard what had happened they said, "The old pedler-woman was no one else than the wicked Queen; take care and let no one come in when we are not with you."

But the wicked woman when she had reached home went in front of the glass and asked—

"Looking-glass, Looking-glass, on the wall,
Who in this land is the fairest of all?"

and it answered as before—

"Oh, Queen, thou art fairest of all I see,
But over the hills, where the seven dwarfs dwell,
Snow-white is still alive and well,
And none is so fair as she."

When she heard that, all her blood rushed to her heart with fear, for she saw plainly that little Snow-white was again alive. "But now," she said, "I will think of something that shall put an end to you," and by the help of witchcraft, which she understood, she made a poisonous comb. Then she disguised herself and took the shape of another old woman. So she went over the seven mountains to the seven dwarfs, knocked at the door, and cried, "Good things to sell, cheap, cheap!" Little Snow-white looked out and said, "Go away, I cannot let anyone come in." "I suppose you can look," said the old woman, and pulled the poisonous comb out and held it up. It pleased the girl so well that she let herself be beguiled, and opened the door. When they had made a bargain the old woman said, "Now I will comb you properly for once." Poor little Snow-white had no suspicion, and let the old woman do as she pleased, but hardly had she put the comb in her hair than the poison in it took effect, and the girl fell down senseless. "You paragon of beauty," said the wicked woman, "you are done for now," and she went away.

But fortunately it was almost evening, when the seven dwarfs came home. When they saw Snow-white lying as if dead upon the ground they at once suspected the step-mother, and they looked and found the poisoned comb. Scarcely had they taken it out when Snow-white came to herself, and told them what had happened. Then they warned her once more to be upon her guard and to open the door to no one.

The Queen, at home, went in front of the glass and said—

"Looking-glass, Looking-glass, on the wall,
Who in this land is the fairest of all?"

and it answered as before—

"Oh, Queen, thou art fairest of all I see,
But over the hills, where the seven dwarfs dwell,
Snow-white is still alive and well,
And none is so fair as she."

When she heard the glass speak thus she trembled and shook with rage. "Snow-white shall die," she cried, "even if it costs me my life!"

Thereupon she went into a quite secret, lonely room, where no one ever came, and there she made a very poisonous apple. Outside it looked pretty, white with a red cheek, so that everyone who saw it longed for it; but whoever ate a piece of it must surely die.

When the apple was ready she painted her face, and dressed herself up as a country woman, and so she went over the seven mountains to the seven dwarfs. She knocked at the door. Snow-white put her head out of the window and said, "I cannot let anyone in; the seven dwarfs have forbidden me." "It is all the same to me," answered the woman, "I shall soon get rid of my apples. There, I will give you one."

"No," said Snow-white, "I dare not take anything." "Are you afraid of poison?" said the old woman; "look, I will cut the apple in two pieces; you eat the red cheek, and I will eat the white." The apple was so cunningly made that only the red cheek was poisoned. Snow-white longed for the fine apple, and when she saw that the woman ate part of it she could resist no longer, and stretched out her hand and took the poisonous half. But hardly had she a bit of it in her mouth than she fell down dead. Then the Queen looked at her with a dreadful look, and laughed aloud and said, "White as snow, red as blood, black as ebony-wood! this time the dwarfs cannot wake you up again."

And when she asked of the looking-glass at home—

"Looking-glass, Looking-glass, on the wall,
Who in this land is the fairest of all?"

it answered at last—

"Oh, Queen, in this land thou art fairest of all."

Then her envious heart had rest, so far as an envious heart can have rest.

The dwarfs, when they came home in the evening, found Snow-white lying upon the ground; she breathed no longer and was dead. They lifted her up, looked to see whether they could find anything poisonous, unlaced her, combed her hair, washed her with water and wine, but it was all of no use; the poor child was dead, and remained dead. They laid her upon a bier, and all seven of them sat round it and wept for her, and wept three days long.

Then they were going to bury her, but she still looked as if she were living, and still had her pretty red cheeks. They said, "We could not bury her in the dark ground," and they had a transparent coffin of glass made, so that she could be seen from all sides, and they laid her in it, and wrote her name upon it in golden letters, and that she was a king's daughter. Then they put the coffin out upon the mountain, and one of them always stayed by it and watched it. And birds came too, and wept for Snow-white; first an owl, then a raven, and last a dove.

And now Snow-white lay a long, long time in the coffin, and she did not change, but looked as if she were asleep; for she was white as snow, red as blood, and her hair was as black as ebony.

It happened, however, that a king's son came into the forest, and went to the dwarfs' house to spend the night. He saw the coffin on the mountain, and the beautiful Snow-white within it, and read what was written upon it in golden letters. Then he said to the dwarfs, "Let me have the coffin, I will give you whatever you want for it." But the dwarfs answered, "We will not part with it for all the gold in the world." Then he said, "Let me have it as a gift, for I cannot live without seeing Snow-white. I will honor and prize her as my dearest possession." As he spoke in this way the good dwarfs took pity upon him, and gave him the coffin.

And now the King's son had it carried away by his servants on their shoulders. And it happened that they stumbled over a tree-stump, and with the shock the poisonous piece of apple which Snow-white had bitten off came out of her throat. And before long she opened her eyes, lifted up the lid of the coffin, sat up, and was once more alive. "Oh, heavens, where am I?" she cried. The King's son, full of joy, said, "You are with me," and told her what had happened, and said, "I love you more than everything in the world; come with me to my father's palace, you shall be my wife."

And Snow-white was willing, and went with him, and their wedding was held with great show and splendor. But Snow-white's wicked step-mother was also bidden to the feast. When she had arrayed herself in beautiful clothes she went before the looking-glass, and said—

"Looking-glass, Looking-glass, on the wall,
Who in this land is the fairest of all?"

the glass answered—

"Oh, Queen, of all here the fairest art thou,
But the young Queen is fairer by far as I trow."

Then the wicked woman uttered a curse, and was so wretched, so utterly wretched, that she knew not what to do. At first she would not go to the wedding at all, but she had no peace, and must go to see the young Queen. And when she went in she knew Snow-white; and she stood still with rage and fear, and could not stir. But iron slippers had already been put upon the fire, and they were brought in with tongs, and set before her. Then she was forced to put on the red-hot shoes, and dance until she dropped down dead.

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Must listen.
Just Vincent poetry.

OH Blondie oh dear.
Oh Blondie my friend.
A phonegal will hear
and hold secrets no end

Quoting auburn:


Same ol Same here..just rocking along..and you?

Thats good aubie. There's a guy at the end of my street who rebuilds old Farmalls. every time I drive past his house I think of you. He sold one but still has one on his lawn that is gorgeous. Two grand.

Clean sheets!! I love clean sheets!

Oops! :))

Quoting OneMomentPlease:
OH Blondie oh dear.
Oh Blondie my friend.
A phonegal will hear
and hold secrets no end



Thats good aubie. There's a guy at the end of my street who rebuilds old Farmalls. every time I drive past his house I think of you. He sold one but still has one on his lawn that is gorgeous. Two grand.

Thats great..those are good old tractors.

From my swamp to yours on All Hallows Eve :))

Swampy!!!!!

All Hallows Eve spirits to you my friend :O)

hey swampy,
You a lily or a woof? And... what's a "liliy"?
:)

... I ate his liver with some fava beans... (youtube video)

Candy corn anyone?

Quoting OneMomentPlease:
hey swampy,
You a lily or a woof? And... what's a "liliy"?
:)

... I ate his liver with some fava beans... (youtube video)

Candy corn anyone?

Most times I'm a liliy, but on certain nights when the moon is right, the howler comes out of me.... :))

And part B- a "liliy" is what you get when you join a strange new website and you're half-tanked when you're typing. :))