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| Posted by: Dr. Jeff Masters, 3:22 PM GMT on November 06, 2007 | +2 |

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Jeff co-founded the Weather Underground in 1995 while working on his Ph.D. He flew with the NOAA Hurricane Hunters from 1986-1990.
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JP thats awsome. I always wanted to sit down and write something. Dont have the time or patience to do it. Hope the series works out for you. Could be the next harry potter LOL
just give me a little squib in the back as an insperational tool LOL
lol floodman, nah its going to be a murder mystery, I already know where I am going with this one
Outstanding...I don't think I could write a murder mystery, though...the best I've done is manuals for software I've written and the occasional poetry
I bet Lake. The radar looks like you all are getting a direct hit with no forseeable change. That Low is being persistant in NOT moving
Lucky, Lake!
TOP 10 CHRISTMAS GIFTS FOR METEOROLOGISTS
10. Doppler-on-Wheels (w/ trailer hitch).
9. Autographed pictures of Jim Cantore, Dave Schwartz and Kristina Abernathy.
8. One of them "robot dogs".
7. Inflatable Skew-T / log P.
6. Lots and lots of fudge!!
5. Videotape of Willard Scott being pummeled by grapefruit-sized hail.
4. Super Forecaster-O-Matic, by Ronco.
3. Nerf baseball bat used on people who say, "why don't you just look out the window?"
2. Front row tickets for John Hope's one-man musical tribute to Dr. Ted Fujita.
1. A life.
LOL I just found this I think its hilarious especially for some folks here
TOP 10 CHRISTMAS GIFTS FOR METEOROLOGISTS
10. Doppler-on-Wheels (w/ trailer hitch).
9. Autographed pictures of Jim Cantore, Dave Schwartz and Kristina Abernathy.
8. One of them "robot dogs".
7. Inflatable Skew-T / log P.
6. Lots and lots of fudge!!
5. Videotape of Willard Scott being pummeled by grapefruit-sized hail.
4. Super Forecaster-O-Matic, by Ronco.
3. Nerf baseball bat used on people who say, "why don't you just look out the window?"
2. Front row tickets for John Hope's one-man musical tribute to Dr. Ted Fujita.
1. A life.
Please note the bolded lines...anything pummeling Willard Scott is suitable, but the grapefruit sized hail is a VERY nice touch, and what can I say about a John Hope oneman musical tribute to Fujita? what else need be said?
LOL...very funny stuff
here is the link with many many many funny things all weather related
Link
No, I just can't do anything with post #218...
really floodman?
you would be rubbing your temples? you sure you picked the right part? LOL
maybe "temples" is a euphamism for something LOL
anyway, be back in a bit
Very nice...there you have it; my friend, jphurricane...
Meteorologist Jeff Haby presents:
A meteorologist's weekly lunch and dinner specials
Monday lunch: Stormdog with thunderfries
Monday dinner: Rice with humid veggies and heat wave steak all covered in warm advection sauce
Tuesday lunch: Typhoon pizza (center removed)
Tuesday dinner: Sea breeze seafood with hush sundogs
Wednesday lunch: Tornado spaghetti with hot hail balls
Wednesday dinner: Warm core veal topped with thunderstruck cheese and a high CAPE sun baked potato
Thursday lunch: Meteorological goulash
Thursday dinner: Ribeye supercell with F5 sauce and stormy beans, blizzard ice cream
Friday lunch: Hurricane burger (center removed) with squall rings
Friday dinner: Cloud seeded chicken with tornado tots
Saturday lunch: Flash flood soup
Saturday dinner: High Theta-E turkey, precipitation peas and vorticity potatoes
Sunday lunch: Sleet salad with cloud to ground crackers
Sunday dinner: Heat wave enchiladas with lightning struck twice beans and sweltering rice
Drink choices:
Condensation Coke
Mountain Dew
Parcel Pepsi
Downdraft Water
Dr. Convection
Dr. Instability
Hurricane Punch
Twister Tea
whats funny is these lists and jokes are from a proffesional on air met
Must to have been a s-l-o-w weather period for him.
Speaking of weather...check out the dry air in Birmingham...
"Observed at: Birmingham, Alabama
Elevation: 643 ft
[Clear]
58 °F
Clear
Humidity: 21%
Dew Point: 18 °F
Wind: 17 mph from the NW
Wind Gust: 22 mph
Pressure: 30.19 in (Steady)
Visibility: 10.0 miles
UV: 3 out of 16
Clouds: Clear -
(Above Ground Level)".....
They have a freeze watch for tonight.
Link
note: this is NOT how to storm chase
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This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any... a true story... We had a female news anchor, who the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did also! They were laughing so hard!
Worked with a guy that was giving a very detailed (probably too detailed for television) description of some severe weather moving through the area. He was getting pretty deep discussing "rear flank development" when the building took a lightning hit. The charge ran through the mic cable which was running up his leg (no wireless mics) and gave him a shock. He gave a short little jump and without missing a beat said, "Whoa, I think I just had a little rear flank development!" I never laughed so hard in my life!!!!
CIVIL EMERGENCY MESSAGE EAS ACTIVATION REQUESTED 1155 PM
CST THU FEB 12 2004
THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE HAS ISSUED A SEVERE STORM
WATCH FOR ALL OF THE UNITED STATES.
THE POTENTIAL FOR STORM CLOUDS, HIGH WINDS AND DOWN
BURSTS EXISTS IF PERSONS ARE WITHIN THE WATCH AREA.
SHOULD ANY MALE FORGET THAT TODAY IS VALENTINES DAY A
DEEP LOW COULD FORM OVER THE AFFECTED PERSONS HEAD. HIGH
WINDS COULD COME FROM THE AFFECTED PERSONS SPOUSE OR
SPOUSE TO BE AND MAY CAUSE SEVERE STRUCTURAL DAMAGE TO
ANYONE WITHIN 1 MILE.
SHOULD YOU OBSERVE A ONCOMING STORM, SEEK SHELTER UNTIL
THE STORM HAS PASSED. LOCAL BARS WILL BE EXTENDING HAPPY
HOURS TO ACCOMMODATE THIS LIFE THREATENING EVENT.
PERSONS EXPERIENCING ANY RESPIRATORY PROBLEMS OR HEAVY
BLEEDING SHOULD DIAL 911.
PLEASE REFER TO PUBLIC AND COMMERCIAL RADIO AND
TELEVISION STATIONS FOR ADDITIONAL DETAILS.
Weather456, is that New Orleans?
no....dont where it is
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