Storm's Coming

By: Perplicious, 5:44 PM GMT on September 05, 2012

This shit is coming, folks! Like an hour away. I'm worried for my life. I have but four chickens left to sacrifice, and I'm not a-hurryin' to waste my jinx protections on about anything. More when shit hits the fan of... the outdoors...

Gettin' Nasty with Isaac

By: Perplicious, 2:09 AM GMT on September 05, 2012

Just a quick note for my first posting - I was observing the weather-maps for the storm system moving through Indiana the other day, and that sh*t really DID look like a hurricane, even this far inland.I shall consort with the demons tonight, to see if such behavior in the weather is a portent of things to come. With the devil Romney going for election in November, I'm sure that there are spirits SOMEWHERE that are upset.I'll also offer a sacrifice of fine herbs in ...

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Jonathan is CEO / President of Perpilicious, LLC. He loves writing comedy, observing the weather, and reading great books when the power goes out.

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